[oh my gooddddDDDD John. Jamie sort of grimaces contritely at the spluttering man as he backs hurriedly away with John in tow, not relaxing until they've been swallowed up by the crowd.] He looked like a guy that was about to throttle you. Please tell me this was just an accident and you didn't deliberately egg him.

[The last name thing, though:] ...okay, that. Would've been kind of funny.